There’s been an uptick in bank robberies in the past few years. There’s also been an uptick in some of those bank robbers being really stupid. Here’s a great example:
A man successfully broke into a bank after hours but he was easily apprehended. Was it because:
- He left his iPhone on the floor where the safe deposit boxes are located and listed himself under the In-case-of-emergency number. When the police called, he readily claimed to be the owner.
- He stole the bank’s video camera. While it was recording. Remotely. The police had a nice photo of him and quickly traced him by the camera’s location.
- He gave his girlfriend a diamond necklace from one of the safe deposit boxes. And she promptly took a selfie of the two of them and put it on Facebook. Which the drew the attention of the police…
- He bragged to a friend about his haul, and his friend turned him in when a $5,000 reward was posted for information leading to the arrest of the person or persons who robbed the bank.
So, which one is it?
And, here’s a recap and answer of the November 16th Super Sleuth:
Riddle me this: What did he steal?
A: A 24lb turkey (the legs for Tiny Tim).
B: 8 boxes of Stove Top Stuffing (You know, instead of potatoes).
C: A turkey fryer (Because it just wouldn’t quite fit in the French Fryer).
And it’s….C. He stole a turkey fryer!