What exactly was our criminal trying to steal from a Lowe’s store? We don’t know the answer to that. Of all the place to rip off, I’m not sure why anyone would choose Lowe’s? The thief was male so maybe that’s why I can’t understand. Men. Tools. Home Repair.
But the attempted theft went awry. He was caught with his hands in the nuts & bolts jar. He fled the scene of course. And was caught by police. How? What was the telltale sign that this guy was the culprit?
A. He fled the store, jumped a fence and landed right in the middle of a group of women holding a baby shower. PS It was twins!
B. He fled the store, jumped a fence and landed smack dab in the middle of a nudist right in the middle of a nudist Spa & Resort. PS They frowned upon his pants.
C. He fled the store, jumped a fenced and landed squarely in the middle of a group of die-hard Star Wars party (at least 4 dressed like Chewbaca alone), celebrating the release of The Force Awakens. PS They did not invite him to participate in their movie marathon.
So what’s your guess? Which telltale sign tipped off the police this guy was out of place!