- God gave me the story just the way it is and nothing in it should change.
- If you give me your phone number, I’ll call you when it is finished.
- I expect a six figure signing bonus.
- My mom said it was the best book she’s ever read.
- Don’t steal my story.
- Don’t make me go all “Shack” on you.
- I’ve never thought of myself as a hero, but I could tell you about my journey. (hero’s journey)
- This is the first in a ten book series.
- Here’s the full manuscript for you to read on the plane on your way home.
- My book is better than all of the drivel out there on the best seller list.
What crazy saying could you add to our list?