Police arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel. He was arrested because (2.) He tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.
Police arrested a would-be robber after he tried to rob a store in a mall because e grabbed a shopping bag and pretended to be shopping, forgetting that he was still wearing the pantyhose.
A man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a city street and was caught because the man had accidently plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank and made himself sick.
And the winner was Delores Topliff!
The answers to this week’s quiz will be announced next week.
True or false:
A woman is awakened at 2:30 in the morning by two men wearing police uniforms, complete with badges, utility belts, handguns, cuffs and hats. She easily reads their nameplates, and she later states that she was more bewildered than scared. She thought either that these men had stolen the uniforms, or were policemen who thought she was a thief, and were confiscating the stolen property before arresting her.
She waited for them to leave, then wrote down their badge numbers, names, and the number of their police car, and found out by the end of the day that the uniforms were real, and belonged to the two men. They had used police equipment to break into her home, robbed her with their uniforms on, while on duty, and not fled the city afterward.
In 1994, right at the beginning of his run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris was walking down a street and two men attempted to rob him. “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!”
Dumbfounded, Norris asked, “Are you insane!?”
“No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!”
Now, Norris has the following: 1st degree in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 8th Degree Grandmaster in Tae Kwon Do, 9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto, 10th degree in Shito Ryu Karate, 10th degree in Tang Soo Do, 11th degree in Chun Kuk Do.
What do you think happened next?
- When the police arrived, the two men were sitting on the curb with broken arms while Norris leaned against his car.
- Norris gave up the money but was able to identify the criminals from mugshots and they were picked up within 24 hours.
- Using moves he’d learned, he grabbed the two men and butted their heads together, knocking them out.
- He fast-talked them out of the robbery by telling them he’d put them in his TV show.